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…you should know that this car belongs to The Count.

This car belongs to The Count! Whoever that is.

I know this because his name is written on the back,

-Shady

Don't blink!

She won,

-Shady

Back when I was living in Columbus, Ohio my friends and I started a quote wall. Whenever a bit of brilliance (or otherwise) poured out of someone’s mouth, somebody would yell “Quote!” thus nominating it for Quote Board status. The quote then had to be seconded by someone (it almost always was), and then it would be written down to be forever immortalized on the Quote Board.

This is the modern day equivalent of that classic piece of my past.

QUOTE BOARD:

“I don’t mind eating some skin if it means saving my life.”

– Stevi10/1/15

I wouldn’t mind eating skin even if it didn’t mean saving my life,

-Shady

…but I do love getting your texts.

Gotta admit, I'm intrigued.

Stupid gangbangers,

-Shady

No, honestly, someone's gonna call CPS.

Seriously comes in handy,

-Shady

Back when I was living in Columbus, Ohio my friends and I started a quote wall. Whenever a bit of brilliance (or otherwise) poured out of someone’s mouth, somebody would yell “Quote!” thus nominating it for Quote Board status. The quote then had to be seconded by someone (it almost always was), and then it would be written down to be forever immortalized on the Quote Board.

This is the modern day equivalent of that classic piece of my past.

QUOTE BOARD:

“Idprefernotto: A bald vampire that doesn’t want to do anything.”

– Erik10/1/15

It might take you a second… but it’s totally worth it,

-Shady

No need to get all fancy!

They take their shit seriously,

-Shady

Someone's calling CPS!

Nailed it,

-Shady

YOU'RE FIRED, SHADY!

…for this MySpace article! Dig it!

Totally assuming he’ll take it,

-Shady

Firf.

…for this MySpace article! Dig it!

He still looks like a chihuahua,

-Shady

Old Poop!