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Kissmas...
…Kissmas….

...Kissmas...

…KISSMAS…

...KISSMAS!!!

…KISSMAS!!!

Another kiss/year in the bag,

-Shady

…KB married her father.

You don't know me from Adam!

Sex just got awkward,

-Shady

The country singer shot the rapper and is now on the run!

That story would make a good country song… or rap hit,

-Shady

Thanks, Jamie!

She loves it!

It all started 17 years ago,

-Shady

Aisle of nightmares!

Tempted to buy one… or five,

-Shady

Back when I was living in Columbus, Ohio my friends and I started a quote wall. Whenever a bit of brilliance (or otherwise) poured out of someone’s mouth, somebody would yell “Quote!” thus nominating it for Quote Board status. The quote then had to be seconded by someone (it almost always was), and then it would be written down to be forever immortalized on the Quote Board.

This is the modern-day equivalent of that classic piece of my past.

QUOTE BOARD:

“I’ve got a skull full of vodka.”

– Ma Shady12/23/15

She does,

-Shady

It's just like home, Mom!

She’s still there,

-Shady

Back when I was living in Columbus, Ohio my friends and I started a quote wall. Whenever a bit of brilliance (or otherwise) poured out of someone’s mouth, somebody would yell “Quote!” thus nominating it for Quote Board status. The quote then had to be seconded by someone (it almost always was), and then it would be written down to be forever immortalized on the Quote Board.

This is the modern-day equivalent of that classic piece of my past.

QUOTE BOARD:

“Well, of course. Hitler was hot.”

– Beth12/25/15

Again, it reads worse than it sounded,

-Shady

Sup, dog?

That or a Christmas gang,

-Shady

Back when I was living in Columbus, Ohio my friends and I started a quote wall. Whenever a bit of brilliance (or otherwise) poured out of someone’s mouth, somebody would yell “Quote!” thus nominating it for Quote Board status. The quote then had to be seconded by someone (it almost always was), and then it would be written down to be forever immortalized on the Quote Board.

This is the modern-day equivalent of that classic piece of my past.

QUOTE BOARD:

“I was thinking the other day about Grandma Mary dying right after dinner. That was fun.”

– Ma Shady12/23/15

It reads worse than it sounded,

-Shady