A turtle called me yesterday.

I was thoroughly confused.

You can listen here.

Yes, this is a real thing. And I’m jealous I didn’t come up with it first.

Doherty has one coming to him,

-Shady

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This is a real pho-king restaurant…

…in New Berlin, Wisconsin.

Only a matter of time before someone makes them change their name,

-Shady

I’ve never received a better parting gift, Salomon.

Thanks, man.

Bring back Rico,

-Shady

February 19th, 2016

Three-hundred and sixty-five days later.

Again, we’re doing something like this.

Six years worth… and now with a new member,

-Shady

My buddy Erick Salomon…

…has officially taken over my weekly wrestling writing gig at MySpace.

Check out his first article here!

To new beginnings,

-Shady

One year ago…

…KB and I were in Istanbul with some friends.

Every time we visit a new city/country we take a “jumping” photo. But when you’re dealing with five people (and a camera on a timer) it takes some time to get everyone synced up.

These were taken in the courtyard between the Yeni Cami (New Mosque) and the Mısır Çarşısı (Spice Bazaar).

Harry and I got the hang of it pretty quickly…

…only to lose it immediately thereafter. This photo also makes it look like KB is kicking Rebecca in the ass.

This one is just a total fail.

As is this one, save for KB who looks amazing.

Rebecca looks like she’s throwing in an old “SIEG HEIL!” salute on this one. Also, the guy staring at us there on the right is amazing.

Girls: 3, Boys: 0.

Girls: 0, Boys: 2.

So close… but not really.

Finally! Five people all in the air at once! About damn time.

And it only took us… forever.

Hoping to jump in London and Havana later this year,

-Shady

Thanks to Jenea…

…for sending me a sweet care package from Moldova!

It came with these awesome stamps…

…and an original Jenea illustration on the envelope.

Inside, Jenea gave me a postcard, a sticker, and some cash money…

…plus a Merry Christmas postcard featuring more of Jenea’s artwork.

Taped to the back were some Moldovan and Ukrainian coins…

…and this sweet USSR-era coin! Awesome, right? да!

Thanks to Jenea for sending it all my way,

-Shady

KB and I have spent the past four Valentine’s Days with our good friend Emily.

In 2013, we spent it together in Budapest.

In 2014, we spent the day with our friend Rebecca in Brussels.

Last year, we Valentine’d it up with Rebecca and her husband Harry in Istanbul.

And this year, we spent it in America. Chicago, to be exact.

Wonder where we’ll spend Valentine’s Day 2017,

-Shady

Wrote about why I’ll no longer be writing about wrestling for Myspace…

…in this article! Dig it!

It comes to an end,

-Shady

You’ve got something on your face, Meatshake.

No, the other side,

-Shady