Thanks to Brandon and Jamie…

…for these sheets of awesome birthday stickers.

They include a ton of poop stickers, “PRINCESS JUSTIN IS TURNING FORTY” stickers, “40 AND STILL SMOKIN’ HOT” stickers, “480 MONTHS” stickers, and stickers with three Muppets and Elmo wishing me a happy birthday on it.

Thanks, guys! A lot of these are already stuck to things.

Sticker sucker,

-Shady

Thanks to the Pearsons for visiting…

…and the pint glasses.

Our turn to go to Des Moines,

-Shady

Alright, let’s do this!

Itching for international,

-Shady

My sister Beth sent me these sweet socks….

…for my birthday all the way from San Francisco.

Yeah, buddy!

But then, the very next day, I got these pairs of socks from my good friends Bryan and Alisha in Columbus.

And this pair of socks (which may or may not be knee-highs for a woman) from my good friend Sue in Los Angeles.

I’m sensing both a trend and a conspiracy here.

Still, all of the pairs are much appreciated… and desperately needed.

Socks it to me,

-Shady

40

Yesterday,

-Shady

39

Feels like just last year,

-Shady

Mr. Fabulous was excited when Grey was born…

…because it meant we now had someone else to put in ridiculous outfits.

Mr. Fabulous was a bit too optimistic.

We’re now having twice as much fun,

-Shady

Watch my good friend Dave Theune…

…and Pauly Shore in this Funny or Die short.

Shore’s Weiner,

-Shady

A good friend of mine started a zine called n8tch…

…about life on the rails.

n8tch (AKA “Notch Eight”) is filled with stunning imagery and interesting stories about railfans, railcar graffiti, and what it’s like to spend most of your days (and nights) on a train.

Pick up your own copies (it’s on its second issue) of n8tch here, check out their Tumblr page here, and follow them on Instagram here.

Makes me nostalgic for those old interlocutor days,

-Shady

Just another guy in a gorilla costume wearing a sombrero walking down the street while wheeling a huge speaker blasting mariachi music out of it.

If you’ve seen it once, you’ve seen it a million times.

Still ain’t got nothing on Hollywood,

-Shady