No, seriously, did you?

I'm not kidding.

Because whoever sent it to me only signed it with a smiley face.

For reals.

The best part? It came in a “We Care” bag from the USPS, apologizing for the “damage” that happened to the “mail” during the process of shipping and handling. From what I could tell, the potato arrived in tip-top shape.

The USPS feels guilty.

So yeah, if you mailed me a potato… thanks. I think.

I would’ve preferred an avocado,