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You’re the best, little man, and I love you so much!

Yes, even when you look like Marty Feldman.

WEST IS TWO!

More on West’s cake later,

-Shady

Back when I was living in Columbus, Ohio my friends and I started a quote wall. Whenever a bit of brilliance (or otherwise) poured out of someone’s mouth, somebody would yell “Quote!” thus nominating it for Quote Board status. The quote then had to be seconded by someone (it almost always was), and then it would be written down to be forever immortalized on the Quote Board.

This is the modern-day equivalent of that classic piece of my past.

QUOTE BOARD:

“West, why did you poop in my ice cream truck?”

– Grey, 8/8/19

It was a long day,

-Shady

Don't forget your celebrity's papers!

I know it may seem like I sit at home all day long, drinking beer and updating The Blarg, but the truth is I spend much of my day writing.

Lately, most of my writing has been on long-form projects. Because of this, I sometimes write a short (most times comedic, other times not so much) to break up the monotony of those longer projects. But while these shorts are fun to write as an exercise, nobody ever really gets to read them.

To remedy this, I’ve decided to share them here. I’m doing this for two reasons:

1. I like to share! That, and it’s better than having them sit on my computer.

2. It’s my hope that someone might be inspired to actually do something creative with them. Want to film one as a short? Awesome. Interested in animating one? Go for it. Feel like performing one live onstage? I dare you. All I ask is that you give me credit and send me a copy of the final product.

The forty-sixth of Shady’s Shorts is called Celebrity Emotional Support Animals.

Download it by clicking below.

DOWNLOAD “CELEBRITY EMOTIONAL SUPPORT ANIMALS”

Number forty-five,

-Shady

“Celebrity Emotional Support Animals” is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International License. Created by Justin Shady, ©2019.

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