…and have now turned them over to my kids… who are slowly destroying them one by one. Honestly, I don’t care. That’s what kids do, they destroy shit. I’m sure I destroyed my dad’s, I don’t know… totally racist Native American action figure from back in the day.

Anyway, recently, their destructive path tore through my Masters of the Universe collection. Specifically, Tri-Klops

Scary!

…who is so much more evil and scary looking without his trademark eyes.

TEN TIMES SCARIER!

Wonder what Fisto is hiding under that giant fist of his,

-Shady