Officially can't use iTunes Match anymore.

Ripping music… and buying external hard drives,

-Shady

Shit.

And it’s not even noon,

-Shady

Back when I was living in Columbus, Ohio my friends and I started a quote wall. Whenever a bit of brilliance (or otherwise) poured out of someone’s mouth, somebody would yell “Quote!” thus nominating it for Quote Board status. The quote then had to be seconded by someone (it almost always was), and then it would be written down to be forever immortalized on the Quote Board.

This is the modern day equivalent of that classic piece of my past.

QUOTE BOARD:

Justin: “I think Taken 3 was worse than Taken 2, which is saying a lot.”

KB: “Eh… I like that the wife died.”

– KB, 4/19/15

She’s an anti-wife wife,

-Shady

Leonardo? Raphael? Michel-- ah, fuck it!

Barely even looks like a teenager,

-Shady

LOST! AND FOUND!

Yeah, it was that kind of party,

-Shady

…did the artwork for a two-page spread in the current issue of Mad.

"Mad Magazine" with Jose Garibaldi!

The article is about sex ed! And the issue was edited by “Weird Al” Yankovic!

And "Weird Al" Yankovic!

Pick up your copy now,

-Shady

FOUND: ONE HUMAN SKULL!

Must’ve been a tiny person,

-Shady

At the time, she was four months old and her name was Lacy.

Lacy?!? THAT'S a weird name!

And she looked like this:

Oh my lord! So adorable!

I’ve loved every minute with her ever since,

-Shady

What is "I have a snowball's chance in hell."

Not so bad this time around,

-Shady

Yeah. Right.

Nice try though,

-Shady

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