Almost a month to the day, actually.

A lot has happened in the past four weeks (some good, some not so good)—like a two-year-old’s birthday party, a funeral, and a theft by a sticky-fingered cleaning woman—but I’m gearing up to get back on the Blarg ball, so stay tuned.

I have a ton of new silliness (and some more newsworthy updates) coming your way shortly, so check back soon. And, as always, I appreciate the patience.

Hope this finds everyone well, and see you soon.

Summer broke,

-Shady

More visitors!

…for stopping by for a few beers on their way up to Lake Geneva last weekend.

Hoping Marcia notices what I did there in the headline,

-Sahdy

Could you be more specific?

These are the kind of gems I find late at night,

-Shady

Visiting Texans for brunch!

…for coming all the way from Texas just for a quick brunch!

Give our love to Scotty when you get back home!

They were actually in town to visit family… and to see Hamilton,

-Shady

It's the Muppet Show... on that guy's back.

I want a Fozzie rug,

-Shady

Welcome, average hookers.

Socioeconomic inequality affects all industries,

-Shady

Four full days of Ciappa!

…for spending all last weekend with us! It was great to hang!

And to have you help out with Grey,

-Shady

Now and always... go fuck yourself.

Making America Deplorable Again,

-Shady

She said yes!

It’s probably happened,

-Shady

Wicked.

Mr. Fabulous is watching Grey,

-Shady