…this is what the front of it looked like:

The 2016 Shady holiday card! Front-style!
And this is what the back of it looked like:

The 2016 Shady holiday card! Back-style!

Grey was rocking her inner John McClane (and male-pattern baldness)…

Grey McClane!

…while KB fell from Nakatomi Plaza in her Rickman haircut.

Hans GruKBer!

I did my best corpse-in-an-elevator impersonation…

Ho... ho... HO-MY GOD!

…while Beth portrayed a blonde, ballerina-dancing Russian, and Meatshake and Heisenberg served as her feline background muscle.

Beth's cat backup!

On the back, Mr. Fabulous became a giant stuffed bear, and Pip peeked over the backseat while Argyle talked on his huge cellphone.

The 2016 Shady Christmas Card! Back-style!

Obviously, this one took a lot more work than last year’s Krampus card.

We already have our Easter card done,

-Shady

Come on, buttered popcorn!

But sadly, the jellybean didn’t make it.

Guess the point is moot.

Kind of glad it didn’t,

-Shady

Awesome dinner with awesome people!

You guys are the best! And the food was amazing, too!

So grateful for this reconnection after all these years,

-Shady

Let's do it!

Pushing Cuba,

-Shady

Viva la Revolution!

Grey’s second one,

-Shady

You're gonna be a star, kid!

Modern-day headshot,

-Shady

Just call me His Holiness Shady.

I can marry you!

Or preside over your funeral,

-Shady

Safe travels, Beth!

…after living together for the past three months.

We’re obviously sad to see her go—especially since she changed a ton of Grey’s diapers while living with us—but we’re excited for her to start her new life in Hawaii. And besides, now we have a reason to visit Hawaii again!

Mahalo, Beth! Or Mele Kalikimaka… or something like that.

Haven’t been back since 2010,

-Shady

Suck it, 2016!

And then we watched Die Hard,

-Shady

Another visit from the Pearsons!

And for all of that amazing beer you left behind,

-Shady