Happy first birthday, Grey!

You’re pretty much the best thing ever, and I’m so proud to be your dad.

Love you so much,



There’s only the worst of Nancy Grace,


Uh... yep.

Now, I’m sure this imagery is being used as a fear-mongering piece of propaganda bullshit, but still… it all seems very appropriate, doesn’t it?

Trump dies in a bunker,


Bill Murray! Bill Murray!

…because, you know, that’s where you hang your Bill Murrays.

Finally hung the McFlys,


I saw her move!

The doll wears it better,


Night. Mares. Are. Made. Of. This.

For reals.

Apologies to Kate C.,


Steer clear of Trap Jaw!

That’s what happens when you let kids play with toys.

Or when you let me play with toys,


…for sending Mr. Fabulous a gift that officially makes her one of us!

The Fab in the hat!

By Dr. Fabulous!

She was feeling so left out,


My nightmares brought to life.



Ween and wrestling!

Oddly enough, an hour after I noticed that I started listening to music on random, and this was the first song to pop up:

I did! It was hilarious!

Out of over 34,000 songs! Weird.

The Boognish sees all,



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