Almost a month to the day, actually.

A lot has happened in the past four weeks (some good, some not so good)—like a two-year-old’s birthday party, a funeral, and a theft by a sticky-fingered cleaning woman—but I’m gearing up to get back on the Blarg ball, so stay tuned.

I have a ton of new silliness (and some more newsworthy updates) coming your way shortly, so check back soon. And, as always, I appreciate the patience.

Hope this finds everyone well, and see you soon.

Summer broke,


More visitors!

…for stopping by for a few beers on their way up to Lake Geneva last weekend.

Hoping Marcia notices what I did there in the headline,


Could you be more specific?

These are the kind of gems I find late at night,


Visiting Texans for brunch!

…for coming all the way from Texas just for a quick brunch!

Give our love to Scotty when you get back home!

They were actually in town to visit family… and to see Hamilton,


It's the Muppet Show... on that guy's back.

I want a Fozzie rug,


Welcome, average hookers.

Socioeconomic inequality affects all industries,


Four full days of Ciappa!

…for spending all last weekend with us! It was great to hang!

And to have you help out with Grey,


Now and always... go fuck yourself.

Making America Deplorable Again,


She said yes!

It’s probably happened,



Mr. Fabulous is watching Grey,