Happy first birthday, Grey!

You’re pretty much the best thing ever, and I’m so proud to be your dad.

Love you so much,

-Dad

HAHAHAHAHA!!!

There’s only the worst of Nancy Grace,

-Shady

Uh... yep.

Now, I’m sure this imagery is being used as a fear-mongering piece of propaganda bullshit, but still… it all seems very appropriate, doesn’t it?

Trump dies in a bunker,

-Shady

Bill Murray! Bill Murray!

…because, you know, that’s where you hang your Bill Murrays.

Finally hung the McFlys,

-Shady

I saw her move!

The doll wears it better,

-Shady

Night. Mares. Are. Made. Of. This.

For reals.

Apologies to Kate C.,

-Shady

Steer clear of Trap Jaw!

That’s what happens when you let kids play with toys.

Or when you let me play with toys,

-Shady

…for sending Mr. Fabulous a gift that officially makes her one of us!

The Fab in the hat!

By Dr. Fabulous!

She was feeling so left out,

-Shady

My nightmares brought to life.

Creepsville,

-Shady

Ween and wrestling!

Oddly enough, an hour after I noticed that I started listening to music on random, and this was the first song to pop up:

I did! It was hilarious!

Out of over 34,000 songs! Weird.

The Boognish sees all,

-Shady

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