What will get me? The horror cliches or the boredom?

Yeah, that sounds about right.

Can’t believe they’re still cranking these out,

-Shady

…that we’ve never opened up.

That is, until yesterday, when it was drizzling and overcast.

CLOUDS! ACTUAL REAL CLOUDS!

Trying to get my fill of this weather,

-Shady

You can't see me, brother!

…for this Myspace article! Dig it!

I love that image,

-Shady

I got inspired by all of these old photos everyone has been posting today of them with their mothers, so I dug through the old family photo album and came across this one of me with Ma Shady.

I do declare!

Ma was quite the socialite back then, and I was a dandy fop. Actually, that’s pretty much how we both still are today.

Happy Mother’s Day, Ma Shady! I love you!

“M” is for the many things she gave me,

-Shady

Uh... what?

I wonder how much beer would fit in there,

-Shady

Su-su-suck my ass!

It knows my fears,

-Shady

This is what you get when you're in the middle of a four-year drought.

Ish,

-Shady

Disney will sell anything.

Appropriate for this, I suppose.

They’re much cheaper than I assumed,

-Shady

Sending her to whoever wants her.

Meaty delivery,

-Shady

Those ARE crazy!

The UPS Store is obviously desperate,

-Shady

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