Back when I was living in Columbus, Ohio my friends and I started a quote wall. Whenever a bit of brilliance (or otherwise) poured out of someone’s mouth, somebody would yell “Quote!” thus nominating it for Quote Board status. The quote then had to be seconded by someone (it almost always was), and then it would be written down to be forever immortalized on the Quote Board.

This is the modern day equivalent of that classic piece of my past.


“Oh, god. She’s asking if I can feed her squirrel. I fed her peanuts yesterday! I wanna eat my own peanuts now!”

– Beth, 7/15/15

She did,


The cover looks like this!

The Grey looks like this!

Ten days old and already in print,


1703 W. Bolivar Avenue

This one, too.

905 E. Doty Place

Thanks to Beth for the photos,



…but that doesn’t mean she wasn’t a b-girl back in the eighties!

Her street name was G-DangerS,


Sweet Jesus, that's awesome!

…for this Myspace article! Dig it!

Forgot Paul Bearer,


Don Draper and a horribly jaundiced cyclops baby.

…for this Myspace article.

Two of two,


This just solidifies it.

For those who don’t know,


I need to change my flight.

…might wanna make sure your flight confirmation numbers don’t contain the word WRECK in them, especially on the heels of an engine fire incident during takeoff.

Only thing worse would be 1CRASH,


Thanks for the support, guys!

These guys are the best,


…for these amazing gifts that included stripper glasses (both male and female), a “Bitch, please. I’m from Chi-Town” coffee mug, a framed Wisconsin puzzle piece, some 4×5 and 120 film (more on that later), and two onesies for Grey.

Gifts from Brandon and Jamie!

In fact, she wore the “Chicago Style” one home from the hospital yesterday.

Grey's first official outfit!

I liked the film best,



Get every new post delivered to your Inbox.

Join 489 other followers