…of the new theme is up! Here it is:

Check out all of the headers (so far) here,

-Shady

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Calm down, Mannie.

It’s just a painting,

-Shady

"Chaos Theory" by Mercedes Helnwein.

…for sending me her book Chaos Theory.

Learn more about Mercedes’ work here.

Someday soon we’ll own an original,

-Shady

They're the tall ones underneath the giant one.

…for stopping by on their way back to Ohio!

That thing just walked into the frame at the last second,

-Shady

FREE-SHIRT!

…for throwing in this t-shirt when I bought the newest issue of n8tch!

ISSUE #4!

Check out n8tch here.

Catching up by cranking out posts,

-Shady

"Duck Season" by David McAninch.

The Haunting of Hill House quite awhile ago, and am now in the middle of David McAninch’s Duck Season.

Some classic serial killer literature is next,

-Shady

Back when I was living in Columbus, Ohio my friends and I started a quote wall. Whenever a bit of brilliance (or otherwise) poured out of someone’s mouth, somebody would yell “Quote!” thus nominating it for Quote Board status. The quote then had to be seconded by someone (it almost always was), and then it would be written down to be forever immortalized on the Quote Board.

This is the modern-day equivalent of that classic piece of my past.

QUOTE BOARD:

“That looks like healthy Kellyanne Conway.”

– KB, 1/6/19

Everyone looks like a healthier Kellyanne Conway,

-Shady

…but for those who didn’t get a holiday card from the Shadys last December, it looked a little something like this:

Happy Holidays! Months late!

It’s almost Valentine’s Day,

-Shady

…of the new theme is up! Here it is:

Check out all of the headers (so far) here,

-Shady

Now featuring me!

…for the newest issue of Chicago. One is about fighting team mascots, and the other is about spending a date night at Ikea.

The short mascot piece can be read here, but the Ikea article is only in print, so pick up your copy today.

I’m the go-to guy for all things Ikea and mascots,

-Shady

Old Poop!

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