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…every Christmas (except last year, when we had to improvise). This past Christmas was no exception.

Kissmas 2014

We call this annual event Kissmas.

Last week, while digging through these old photos from October 1996, I also came across this photo:

Kissmas 1996: The First Kissmas

From what I can tell, this photo is from the very first Kissmas my Uncle Kevin and I ever celebrated. It was taken on Christmas Day 1996.

That’s nearly two decades of kissing a man with a mustache. A man who, for the record, I’m not related to by blood!

Gonna have to print a book someday,

-Shady

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These memories are SO 2014.

On to the next jar,

-Shady

MERRY!

KRAMPUS!

For drowning… or kidnapping… or to drag them to Hell,

-Shady

…filled with some interesting foods…

I want seconds!

Mmmm!

Delicious!

Yummy!

Dude!

So brutal!

Yeah... bitches.

…great friends…

Friends!

More friends!

More more friends!

And even more friends!

…and loving family.

Sexy siblings!

Sweet siblings!

Sexy spouses!

Sweet spouses!

When all was said and done, we had 31 humans (28 adults and three kids), two dogs, and two cats crammed in our two-bedroom apartment.

All 31 not pictured here!

And we all sang “Happy Birthday” to Mr. Fabulous as she ate her cake (A.K.A. an entire can of wet food).

Everyone sings to Mr. Fabulous on her ninth birthday!

I like Thanksgiving for all the reasons above, but I also like it because it gives me an excuse to wear a tie.

I love tie.

Alright, Christmas… bring it,

-Shady

Happy ninth birthday, Mr. Fabulous!

Nine wonderful years with the best dog ever,

-Shady

HAPPY SCHANKSGIVING!

May your day be filled with vodka,

-Shady

From our American Goth costumes on the 18th…

AMERICAN GOTH!

…to the “horny” meeting I attended on Halloween…

ALL meetings should be horny meetings.

…to the revisiting of our Shining costumes in WeHo later that night…

We're back... for ever... and ever... and ever.

…to our sugar skull-inspired Dia de los Muertos makeup last night at Hollywood Forever Cemetery, we took advantage of each and every second of Halloween.

One final Halloween hurrah!

One final Halloween hurrah!

It’s my most favorite time of the year. Obviously.

Only eleven more months until next October,

-Shady

…from Shecky Aristotle von Fabulous…

Shecky Aristotle von Fabulous, Esquire!

…Esquire!

Shecky Aristotle von Fabulous, Esquire!

This just might be better than my all-time favorite photo of her,

-Shady

In 2009, I gave you these.

In 2010, these.

In 2011, these.

In 2012, these.

And last year, I gave you these.

And now, with another year of Blarg headers behind us, I give you these:

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Six years down,

-Shady

AMERICAN GOTH!

…American Goth!

Strangely, when we went shopping for our outfits this was the bag they came in.

Freaky.

Weird.

Didn’t have to celebrate Halloween in November this year,

-Shady

Old Poop!

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