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I feel so horribly guilty.

…to read a short sidebar I wrote for them called Bluestown vs. Brewtown.

And yes, I feel horribly guilty about writing this one. But, hey, at least I got to bag on that human turd Sheriff David Clarke.

You can also read it here. It’s at the bottom of the article.

Gonna get some shit from my family for this one,

-Shady

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Grey has a good picker!

Grey has pretty good taste,

-Shady

"Chicago" mag featuring both Shadys! Heisenberg digs it!

…to read a short piece I wrote for them called Just Some Casual Suggestions for New Tourist Attractions.

Or you can read it here.

Short and funny is what I excel at… and how I make love,

-Shady

Cesar sleeps in a hyperbaric chamber...

...I mean, seriously. Look at that kid. Hasn't aged a day.

Still smoking (hot) twenty-three years later,

-Shady

HAPPY EASTER!

And now, for your viewing pleasure, here are some outtakes:

Grey hates Santa.

Still hates him.

Still hates him.

Still hates him.

And still hates him.

A joke months in the making,

-Shady

May 2017 issue of

…partly because I wrote two short pieces in it—one on Donald Trump’s Tweets, another on ridiculous job listings—but also because it’s damn pretty.

You can also check them out here and here.

These two articles didn’t generate nearly as much hatred as this one,

-Shady

Suck it, 2016!

And then we watched Die Hard,

-Shady