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...that means someone actually DID that.

This is America, for crying out loud! If I want my kids and/or pets to drink toilet water, I’m gonna do it, goddamn it!

Sad that it had to be said,


Get. The. Fuck. OUTTA HERE!

This can’t be real life,


Now and always... go fuck yourself.

Making America Deplorable Again,


No, seriously, fuck you.

Fifty-nine million deplorables,


In 2013, we spent it together in Budapest.

In 2014, we spent the day with our friend Rebecca in Brussels.

Last year, we Valentine’d it up with Rebecca and her husband Harry in Istanbul.

And this year, we spent it in America. Chicago, to be exact.

Valentine's Day 2016 with KB and Emily!

Wonder where we’ll spend Valentine’s Day 2017,


…and their message is clear: “We are dumb.”

Only in America will you find people crazy enough to vote out a party that gave them universal health care.

If you happen to be a white male millionaire, by all means, vote Republican. If you’re not, you may want to rethink things.

Last night was only insurance for another four years,


The three-judge panel of the 9th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals can suck it.

Embarrassed to be a Californian/American again,


…is giving $500,000 to numerous schools across America. The school my mom teaches at, Burdick Elementary, is trying to rally a few votes in their favor.

The campaign, called Kohl’s Cares, is run through Facebook. Users can vote (up to five times per institution) for different schools. The schools with the most votes will receive $500,000. It’s that simple.

To learn more about Kohl’s Cares, click here. And, if so inclined, please cast a few votes for Burdick Elementary in Milwaukee, Wisconsin while you’re there.

The kids need it,


…on this Fourth of July weekend than this advertisement I came across in an old paperback book:

Babe Ruth and fried chicken. Ah… America!

Al-Qa’ida will peel our deep-fried poultry from our cold, dead hands,


Old Poop!