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Back when I was living in Columbus, Ohio my friends and I started a quote wall. Whenever a bit of brilliance (or otherwise) poured out of someone’s mouth, somebody would yell “Quote!” thus nominating it for Quote Board status. The quote then had to be seconded by someone (it almost always was), and then it would be written down to be forever immortalized on the Quote Board.

This is the modern-day equivalent of that classic piece of my past.


“That was an awesome fart, by the way.”

– Stranger, who I didn’t realize was in the stall next to me while I was standing at a urinal in Buffa’s bathroom in New Orleans, 1/12/19

It was impressive,


YES! But no.

That’s not syrup,



That is all,


No! YES!!!

Awesome awesome trouble.

KB has a wine (buying) addiction,


"So... do you come to Milwaukee often?"

…or at least that’s what Yahoo’s Autocomplete feature thinks (based on searches).

Learn what Yahoo thinks about your country/state/city here.

So far, they’re three for three,



You just got Furley’d,


…for best decorated. Click on the image to view a larger version.

Not only is the cat two stories tall, and it straddles the sidewalk allowing people to walk underneath it, but its head also turns from side to side!

Holy crap!

They should have a Halloween-off with Jorge,


Awesome! I didn’t even know about it until we saw it on a store shelf!

Fuck Bieber for ruining a perfectly good name,


…is awesome.

I’m aching now,



I live on Knifepenis Avenue,


Old Poop!