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Don't eat where you shit, my friend.

If they posted a sign it’s because they caught someone doing it,

-Shady

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…on December 28th, 2015.

Mr. Dumpulous

When I posted the pic to Facebook a good friend of ours named Greg commented: “This is the most artistic picture of a dog taking a crap I’ve ever seen.”

A couple months later, I sent Greg and Mana (who is Greg’s new wife) a copy of the photo as a wedding gift.

A few weeks ago, Greg sent me this photo:

Fuck the Louvre! My art is hanging in Mana and Greg's bathroom!

That’s right, my photo of Mr. Fabulous taking a dump is now framed and hanging in their bathroom. Greg and Mana can now enjoy this beautiful image for all eternity… or at least every time they take a dump.

I’m honored to have art hanging anywhere in your house, guys, especially in such an important room.

I’m a shartist,

-Shady

But why?

Rules were made to be broken,

-Shady

Hope that wasn't used for my fish and chips an hour earlier.

…but at the top of that list is a bathroom stall in a Hong Kong restaurant.

I just threw up in your mouth,

-Shady

They were taken out of the alley within an hour!

Colonel Sanders stands alone,

-Shady

Fat bitches need love, too!

The fact that someone felt the need to write that on a bathroom wall is insane,

-Shady

When we move out of our apartment at the end of the month, I’ll miss the upside-down bathroom tiles that remind me of my childhood. Learn more here.

I won’t miss the tiles by the front door that can’t seem to stay clean for longer than one day.

Thinking of stealing that bathroom tile,

-Shady

…and an equally profound bathroom response.

Noticed it while taking a leak,

-Shady

…I kind of look like Jesus.

Yes, I’m really peeing,

-Shady

This past Friday, a group of us went and saw a friend do improv at a local comedy theater.

While there, I used the venue’s bathroom and found this:

Toilet paper? Check. Air freshener cone? Check. Fresh produce? Ah… check.

But the weirdness doesn’t end there.

Last night, we went and saw a play at a theater in Silver Lake. When I used their bathroom I found this sign taped above the sink:

Well, I would hope so.

What I did in that room was totally legal… except in Arkansas,

-Shady

Old Poop!

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