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Russian treats!

This month, we got Russian! Just like Trump!

Thailand came before Russia,

-Shady

We love our A.B.!

…for visiting twice in one month!

So much A.B. in 2018,

-Shady

…for the subscription to Universal Yums!

Our first installment was a box full of snacks from Thailand.

Universal Yums from Thailand!

Mmmm! Thailand-y!

A country of collusion is next,

-Shady

More visiting humans!

…for hanging out with the family a few weeks ago!

It was like Christmas cookie baking all over again… minus the trips to urgent care.

My mom thought that doll was West,

-Shady

So many awesome people in one room!

…who came in from South Carolina to visit us a few weeks ago!

That weekend also featured appearances from a bunch of out-of-town friends and family, including my sister Beth who was in from Hawaii, Erik and Robyn who were in from L.A., and Milan, Dori, and Jodi who came down from Milwaukee.

We grilled out some meat, watched some wrestling, and got really drunk. Or at least I did. In a really bad way.

Anyway, thanks to everyone for making it a great weekend!

The Youngs draw a crowd,

-Shady

The 2017 Christmas Cookie Crew!

…even if our baking was slightly interrupted by two separate trips to urgent care!

Let’s keep it going this Saturday!

Missing the rest of the 2016 crew,

-Shady

More! Visitors!

It was a great time… save for the restaurant meltdown,

-Shady

Well, here are a few from my past.

First, here I am with my high school girlfriend, Abby-René, at Six Flags Great America in Gurnee, Illinois. If I had to guess, this photo was probably shot sometime in May 1993, just after we went to prom.

Look at all that hair!

Next up, me, Abby-René, Beth, and my old friend Elden. This one was also shot at Great America, probably in May 1994, also just after prom.

We're just babies, man!

And finally, here I am with Emily, an old college girlfriend. Apparently, I was unable to buy clothes that actually fit me. Everything I’m wearing is horribly baggy, and I have no idea what’s going on down in my crotch area. This one was shot in the summer of 1995 at Cedar Point in Sandusky, Ohio.

No idea what's going on down in my crotch area.

Pretty sure camera phones have forced these into extinction,

-Shady

Bring it, Durst!

Pretty sure I could take him even if he tried to,

-Shady

…this is what the front of it looked like:

The 2016 Shady holiday card! Front-style!
And this is what the back of it looked like:

The 2016 Shady holiday card! Back-style!

Grey was rocking her inner John McClane (and male-pattern baldness)…

Grey McClane!

…while KB fell from Nakatomi Plaza in her Rickman haircut.

Hans GruKBer!

I did my best corpse-in-an-elevator impersonation…

Ho... ho... HO-MY GOD!

…while Beth portrayed a blonde, ballerina-dancing Russian, and Meatshake and Heisenberg served as her feline background muscle.

Beth's cat backup!

On the back, Mr. Fabulous became a giant stuffed bear, and Pip peeked over the backseat while Argyle talked on his huge cellphone.

The 2016 Shady Christmas Card! Back-style!

Obviously, this one took a lot more work than last year’s Krampus card.

We already have our Easter card done,

-Shady

Old Poop!