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…for these amazing gifts that included stripper glasses (both male and female), a “Bitch, please. I’m from Chi-Town” coffee mug, a framed Wisconsin puzzle piece, some 4×5 and 120 film (more on that later), and two onesies for Grey.

Gifts from Brandon and Jamie!

In fact, she wore the “Chicago Style” one home from the hospital yesterday.

Grey's first official outfit!

I liked the film best,


Something tells me you're NOT a cop. Bitch.

That’s what the driver of the above car yelled at KB when she turned left in front of him (legally) at a four-way stop.

Because, you know, all cops yell that kind of shit at people out their windows… of their green car with “SECURITY” written down its side… and an ad for an Ethiopian restaurant stuck to its roof.

He seriously had a parking ticket on his windshield last week,


You know the scene (pay no attention to the Spanish subtitles):

As well as the scene that follows:

Classic, right? Well, not if you happen to be watching it on cable television at midnight, in which case you’d hear that classic bit of dialogue edited like this: “I hear you’re looking for Candyman.”

Huh? Where’s the “bitch,” bitch?

Tell me, what is “I hear you’re looking for Candyman” without the “bitch” tacked on the end? That’s right: NOTHING!

Cable, you’ve failed me,



Old Poop!