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…the Incredible Hulk as drawn by artist James Kochalka! And look what he’s saying!

James Kochalka's Incredible Hulk in "Strange Tales"

Heh. Awesome.



Check it out here.

Words go here,


…for y’all to check out right here:

Cover of "The Lava is a Floor!"

Back cover of "The Lava is a Floor!"

Also, I don’t think the book is listed on yet, but I just got the ISBN number which you can use to pre-order a copy from your local bookstore.

The ISBN number is: 978-1-60706-123-6

If you have any problems ordering one, just let me know and I’ll do my best to help you out.

Still ain’t no Seuss,


So I have two new children’s books coming out this August. I’m going to wait on talking about the second one until the work on it has wrapped, but the first one is a book called “The Lava is a Floor!”

I wrote the book with my longtime friend (and old college roommate) Jeremy R. Scott (also known in larger circles as “Jocco”), and once again it was an honor and a privilege to be able to work with someone I’ve known for so long.

“The Lava is a Floor!” is the tale of a brother and sister duo of monsters named Blarg and Clarg who live in the crater of a volcano. One day, they find themselves bored as can be and decide to use their imaginations and pretend to become the weirdest creatures they know: humans.

Jeremy did a great (and exceptionally fast) job at bringing Blarg and Clarg to life, and I wanted to share the first five pages of the book with you here:

"The Lava is a Floor!" page one

"The Lava is a Floor!" page two

"The Lava is a Floor!" page three

"The Lava is a Floor!" page four

"The Lava is a Floor!" page five

Published by Silverline Books under the umbrella of Image/Shadowline Comics, “The Lava is a Floor!” will be available in specialty shops and comic stores this August, and all other bookstores across the country this November, just in time for the Holidays!

So keep an eye out here for more “Lava” updates and shenanigans, and stay tuned for the announcement of my other children’s book.

I can’t believe they let me write kids’ books,


Old Poop!