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My best apartment to date... and I lived in it for seven months.

My best apartment to date... and I lived in it for seven months.

My best apartment to date... and I lived in it for seven months.

My best apartment to date... and I lived in it for seven months.

My best apartment to date... and I lived in it for seven months.

My best apartment to date... and I lived in it for seven months.

My best apartment to date... and I lived in it for seven months.

I meant to post this in October, but… you know. Life.

That lasted seven months,

-Shady

SUCK IT!

Next stop: Losing gubernatorial reelection,

-Shady

They were taken out of the alley within an hour!

Colonel Sanders stands alone,

-Shady

Don't let the door hit you in the apartment on the way out!

Don't let the door hit you in the apartment on the way out!

Don't let the door hit you in the apartment on the way out!

Don't let the door hit you in the apartment on the way out!

Don't let the door hit you in the apartment on the way out!

Don't let the door hit you in the apartment on the way out!

Don't let the door hit you in the apartment on the way out!

Don't let the door hit you in the apartment on the way out!

Now living two better,

-Shady

Lyin' Ass Bitch!

Following in the steps of Sarah… somebody or other,

-Shady

You won’t be missed.

You’ll always be sex fluid to me,

-Shady

bye.

You’re clearly not the brightest bulb,

-Shady

CNN's Lou Dobbs in a completely asinine pose.

Good luck in all of your future endeav–HAHAHA! I couldn’t even get it out!

Hurry up and disappear already, old man!

Only dickbags stand like that,

-Shady

Sarah Palin

I’ll be in San Diego this Sunday and therefore won’t be able to Blarg on your last day in office as Alaska’s governor.

But before you go, I wanted to say this: Bye. Now please disappear into complete obscurity.

Sincerely,

-Shady

Old Poop!