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Yep, I signed back up.

Such a glutton for punishment.

This is fun but I can’t wait until it’s over,

-Shady

…partly because I’ve been reserving tickets to his rallies (which I have no intention of ever attending… and I highly encourage you to do the same), but also because I’ve been using these texts as a sort of therapy to express what I’m really feeling toward him and his garbage family.

Of course, their texts are automated, but my replies still give me a smile. And honestly, we need as many smiles as we can get these days.

So here I share with you a recent back-and-forth correspondence I had with the Trump campaign. And by “back-and-forth correspondence” I mean “a text conversation between me and a racist robot.”

Fuck this guy and his whole crew.

I’m definitely on a list somewhere,

-Shady

I'm on WHAT?!?

I don’t even register “Diet,”

-Shady

…right here.

Even better than poetry,

-Shady

Old Poop!