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…know that I appreciate both the gift and the joke.

So many dicks...

Unfortunately, I have a strong aversion to gummy candy, which means all of these dicks are probably gonna end up in KB’s mouth.

...so little time.

That’s hot,

-Shady

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No, seriously... THEY! POOP! CANDY!

…for these awesome Monster Poopers!

They poop candy! I repeat: THEY! POOP! CANDY!

About to have a side of monster poop with my vodka,

-Shady

For Saint Nicholas Day (December 6th) every year, my Grandma Hi-Guy would give each of her grandchildren a plastic candy cane tube filled with M&M’s (or some other similar candy) with a few bucks taped to the side.

Grandma Hi-Guy passed away in 2007, but yesterday I got this.

Grandma Hi-Guy lives!

Beth was standing in this year,

-Shady

…at a pizzeria last night:

I’m not sure why he has stigmata on one hand, or why the owners of the place decided to shove a sucker in his open wound, but no matter what the reason it’s still pretty awesome.

Do you think Jesus had candy in his wounds?

Jesus is sweet,

-Shady

My girlfriend Kathy has a tendency to say/do really creepy/funny things while asleep. Here’s one real example:

Saturday, March 13th, 2010 – 2:16 AM

Kathy mumbles something out loud, waking Justin up.

Justin: What’d you say?

Kathy: I gave Mr. Fabulous some candy.

Justin: You did?

Kathy: Candyman! Candyman! Candyman!

Kathy then gives a sinister laugh.

At least she didn’t say it five times,

-Shady