Thanks to our good friend Carrie…

…for coming down a few weeks ago and making us some delicious quiches!

Carrie’s the quiche queen,

-Shady

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Thanks to our good friend Carrie…

…for coming down and making us breakfast!

Babies are visitor (and food) magnets,

-Shady

Thanks to our good friend Carrie…

…for coming on down to visit!

This was, like, a billion years ago now,

-Shady

QUOTE BOARD #86: Carrie, 1/20/17

Back when I was living in Columbus, Ohio my friends and I started a quote wall. Whenever a bit of brilliance (or otherwise) poured out of someone’s mouth, somebody would yell “Quote!” thus nominating it for Quote Board status. The quote then had to be seconded by someone (it almost always was), and then it would be written down to be forever immortalized on the Quote Board.

This is the modern day equivalent of that classic piece of my past.

QUOTE BOARD:

“Does she have crabs? Or are those octopuses?”

– Carrie, asking about the pattern on Grey’s pajamas, 1/20/17

I once got octopuses in college,

-Shady

If I Wrote Dialogue For Famous Movies #1

CARRIE

Mama, I just had the shittiest prom ever.
I need you trying to kill me like I need
a goddamn hole in my head.

I think these are gonna be fun,

-Shady