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Law-breaking ticket pig!

…get out of his car while talking loudly on his cell phone.

He walked over to the car he’s pulling away from and gave it a ticket for parking on the wrong side of the street during a two-hour street sweeping period.

While still talking on his cell phone, he got back in his car and pulled off. For those of you who don’t live in Los Angeles, this is also illegal and warrants a $162 ticket.

I’m thinking about sending the city a citizen’s ticket with his car number in the memo area.

Fuck the (ticket) police,

-Shady

…got kicked out of the Alamo Drafthouse movie theater in Austin, Texas for using her cell phone during a movie.

When she got home she called the theater and left an angry voicemail. Alamo Drafthouse then turned the voicemail into this anti-cell phone ad that they now run before every movie.

Magnited States of Fucking Dumbasses,

-Shady

Sure.

Awesome last sentence?

Absolutely.

I bet it read 98.6 degrees,

-Shady

Old Poop!