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HAHAHAHAHA!!!

There’s only the worst of Nancy Grace,

-Shady

Back when I was living in Columbus, Ohio my friends and I started a quote wall. Whenever a bit of brilliance (or otherwise) poured out of someone’s mouth, somebody would yell “Quote!” thus nominating it for Quote Board status. The quote then had to be seconded by someone (it almost always was), and then it would be written down to be forever immortalized on the Quote Board.

This is the modern-day equivalent of that classic piece of my past.

QUOTE BOARD:

“There’s only three of them left?!? Who’s that last guy?”

– KB12/19/15

She was talking about Martin O’Malley,

-Shady

Yep.

CNN tells it like it is,

-Shady

I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THESE MOTHERFUCKING CRABS ON MY MOTHERFUCKING PLANE!

…what?

Samuel L. Jackson is on it,

-Shady

Bravo.

…bravo.

I should get a job writing those,

-Shady

Seriously time to delete this app.

Or whatever,

-Shady

CNN says embrace the suck!

Glad CNN is finally spreading the word,

-Shady

I’m just saying.

The world has gone mad,

-Shady

bye.

You’re clearly not the brightest bulb,

-Shady

…right here:

Morons,

Stop talking about Tiger Woods. This isn’t news.

I think it’s hilarious that you spend most of your time talking about whether or not the media should be talking about it! Hypocrites!

Knock it off and move on to any other real news (i.e. two ongoing wars, a terrible economy, health care reform, etc.).

You’re no better than TMZ. Seriously.

Pitiful.

Sincerely,

-Shady

Old Poop!