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Her arm snaps in half whenever she picks up... anything.

Also, when was Scott Walker ever a nice guy?

She should definitely get that checked out,


Uhhh... okay?

If you insist, weirdo,


It included a scrotato…


…and a nipple that could give Naomi Watts a run for her money.

Nipple Watts!

Starch naked,


…after you watch this:

Almost as scary as the original video,


They use creepy shit to create even creepier shit.

That’s the last one, Kelli,


Creepy popsicle watermelon man,


…the message taped to the back of the truck…

…or the life-sized clown doll riding in the passenger seat.

I couldn’t make this shit up,


Back when I was living in Columbus, Ohio my friends and I started a quote wall. Whenever a bit of brilliance (or otherwise) poured out of someone’s mouth, somebody would yell “Quote!” thus nominating it for Quote Board status. The quote then had to be seconded by someone (it almost always was), and then it would be written down to be forever immortalized on the Quote Board.

This is the modern day equivalent of that classic piece of my past.


“I can tell you how you’re gonna die!”

– Bethany Shady, as Kevin Kittridge’s creepy candy man neighbor, 12/12/10

The delivery was awesome,


…because it’s so damn creepy.

Looks like Andre the Giant in drag,


My girlfriend Kathy has a tendency to say/do really creepy/funny things while asleep. Here’s one real example:

Wednesday, April 7th, 2010 – 1:33 AM

Kathy: Did you double the refer?

Justin, busy reading a book, agrees without even looking over.

Justin: Yep.

Kathy: Okay.

Kathy quickly falls back asleep.

Sometimes it’s not worth it,


PS: At Kathy’s job, a “refer” is a term used for a certain type of story.

Old Poop!