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Back when I was living in Columbus, Ohio my friends and I started a quote wall. Whenever a bit of brilliance (or otherwise) poured out of someone’s mouth, somebody would yell “Quote!” thus nominating it for Quote Board status. The quote then had to be seconded by someone (it almost always was), and then it would be written down to be forever immortalized on the Quote Board.

This is the modern day equivalent of that classic piece of my past.

QUOTE BOARD:

“Rick I get. Dick I don’t.”

– Ma Shady, not realizing the way that sounded, 5/12/18

Get ready for a couple more of these,

-Shady

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Su-su-suck my ass!

It knows my fears,

-Shady

DICK + FOREHEAD = HILARIOUS!

…this may look familiar.

Can’t believe I still have that,

-Shady

Chewbacca's girlfriend is one lucky Wookie.

I knew he was packing,

-Shady

I’m gonna start using “spider brain,”

-Shady

Back when I was living in Columbus, Ohio my friends and I started a quote wall. Whenever a bit of brilliance (or otherwise) poured out of someone’s mouth, somebody would yell “Quote!” thus nominating it for Quote Board status. The quote then had to be seconded by someone (it almost always was), and then it would be written down to be forever immortalized on the Quote Board.

This is the modern day equivalent of that classic piece of my past.

QUOTE BOARD:

Oh my God. Are you kidding me? I wish I had a dick right now.”

– Girl, overheard just after she walked into a Porta-John, 5/21/11

I have one and I still don’t like going in there,

-Shady

Back when I was living in Columbus, Ohio my friends and I started a quote wall. Whenever a bit of brilliance (or otherwise) poured out of someone’s mouth, somebody would yell “Quote!” thus nominating it for Quote Board status. The quote then had to be seconded by someone (it almost always was), and then it would be written down to be forever immortalized on the Quote Board.

This is the modern day equivalent of that classic piece of my past.

QUOTE BOARD:

“I wish David had a bigger dick.”

– Dmitriy in reference to this photo, 6/9/10

Don’t we all,

-Shady

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