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Back when I was living in Columbus, Ohio my friends and I started a quote wall. Whenever a bit of brilliance (or otherwise) poured out of someone’s mouth, somebody would yell “Quote!” thus nominating it for Quote Board status. The quote then had to be seconded by someone (it almost always was), and then it would be written down to be forever immortalized on the Quote Board.

This is the modern day equivalent of that classic piece of my past.

QUOTE BOARD:

“I’m more attractive; of course I’m going to be the catcher.”

– Dmitriy, 5/23/14

Glad to be an ugly pitcher,

-Shady

Dima the Dentist!

…when he offers to brush Mr. Fabulous’ teeth for you.

Dima the Dentist,

-Shady

Back when I was living in Columbus, Ohio my friends and I started a quote wall. Whenever a bit of brilliance (or otherwise) poured out of someone’s mouth, somebody would yell “Quote!” thus nominating it for Quote Board status. The quote then had to be seconded by someone (it almost always was), and then it would be written down to be forever immortalized on the Quote Board.

This is the modern day equivalent of that classic piece of my past.

QUOTE BOARD:

“Erick, you’re officially un-gay.”

– Dmitriy while looking at various photos of scantily clad women taped to Erick’s refrigerator, 6/30/10

But he’s still a beast,

-Shady

Back when I was living in Columbus, Ohio my friends and I started a quote wall. Whenever a bit of brilliance (or otherwise) poured out of someone’s mouth, somebody would yell “Quote!” thus nominating it for Quote Board status. The quote then had to be seconded by someone (it almost always was), and then it would be written down to be forever immortalized on the Quote Board.

This is the modern day equivalent of that classic piece of my past.

QUOTE BOARD:

Justin: “Do you want this iPod case?”

Dmitriy: (sarcastically) “Yeah, I want an iPod case for my blueberry.”

– Dmitriy while holding up his BlackBerry, 6/26/10

That’s what you get for being sarcastic,

-Shady

Back when I was living in Columbus, Ohio my friends and I started a quote wall. Whenever a bit of brilliance (or otherwise) poured out of someone’s mouth, somebody would yell “Quote!” thus nominating it for Quote Board status. The quote then had to be seconded by someone (it almost always was), and then it would be written down to be forever immortalized on the Quote Board.

This is the modern day equivalent of that classic piece of my past.

QUOTE BOARD:

“I wish David had a bigger dick.”

– Dmitriy in reference to this photo, 6/9/10

Don’t we all,

-Shady

…you can expect two things:

1. Unique chef garb:

2. And a $200 bottle of tequila… that he ended up breaking:

To great neighbors,

-Shady

…right here:

Dmitriy walks through the door, showing up to Food Night late after everyone else has already eaten.

Dmitriy: You guys had salad for dinner tonight, didn’t you?

Shady: Yeah. Why?

Dmitriy: Because it’s in my bathtub downstairs.

I’ll let you figure that one out,

-Shady

Old Poop!