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Don't let me near your children.

Reminder to children: Don't talk to strangers. Especially this man.

I look like I shouldn’t be allowed within 500 feet of all schools, daycares and playgrounds.


I got a letter from the DMV the other day / I opened and read it / It said they were suckas,


Old Poop!