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The rubber taco is in my pocket.



Drink. Drink. Drubk.

She didn’t just text me,


…or someone used my phone to look up some pretty weird shit.

I think both are true,


KB and I are heading back to our hometowns tomorrow (Chicago and Milwaukee, respectively) for a week-long break from all things Los Angeles.

I’ll try and update “The Blarg” periodically while I’m gone, but it will be a little bit hit or miss. Mostly because I’ll be drunk the entire time.

What made Milwaukee famous,




Old Poop!