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An awesome Chaplin print from Salomon.

…for this Chaplin print!

It glows in the dark,

-Shady

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BRING BACK RICO!

Thanks, man.

Bring back Rico,

-Shady

“What I’d like to have right now is for all you fat, ugly, [insert city] sweat hogs, is to keep the noise down, while I take off my robe and show the ladies what a real man looks like.”

…has officially taken over my weekly wrestling writing gig at MySpace.

Check out his first article here!

To new beginnings,

-Shady

Junkyard Demento

…released his list of Top 10 Best Shorts of 2015 on his site “Junkyard Demento.”

Check out his list (and watch each of the shorts) here.

Feeling the “Blarg” bump,

-Shady

Back when I was living in Columbus, Ohio my friends and I started a quote wall. Whenever a bit of brilliance (or otherwise) poured out of someone’s mouth, somebody would yell “Quote!” thus nominating it for Quote Board status. The quote then had to be seconded by someone (it almost always was), and then it would be written down to be forever immortalized on the Quote Board.

This is the modern day equivalent of that classic piece of my past.

QUOTE BOARD:

“They should put Kevin Smith down after that walrus movie.”

– Erick, 4/12/15

Abso-fucking-lutely,

-Shady

Back when I was living in Columbus, Ohio my friends and I started a quote wall. Whenever a bit of brilliance (or otherwise) poured out of someone’s mouth, somebody would yell “Quote!” thus nominating it for Quote Board status. The quote then had to be seconded by someone (it almost always was), and then it would be written down to be forever immortalized on the Quote Board.

This is the modern day equivalent of that classic piece of my past.

QUOTE BOARD:

Justin: “What’s your favorite thing about porno?”

Long pause.

Erick: “Enthusiasm.”

– Erick Salomon, 3/4/11

He’s got a point,

-Shady

Back when I was living in Columbus, Ohio my friends and I started a quote wall. Whenever a bit of brilliance (or otherwise) poured out of someone’s mouth, somebody would yell “Quote!” thus nominating it for Quote Board status. The quote then had to be seconded by someone (it almost always was), and then it would be written down to be forever immortalized on the Quote Board.

This is the modern day equivalent of that classic piece of my past.

QUOTE BOARD:

“I don’t want to ruin my night; I’m gonna go play Gin Rummy.”

– Erick Salomon, 10/30/10

Way to rock a Halloween party,

-Shady

Back when I was living in Columbus, Ohio my friends and I started a quote wall. Whenever a bit of brilliance (or otherwise) poured out of someone’s mouth, somebody would yell “Quote!” thus nominating it for Quote Board status. The quote then had to be seconded by someone (it almost always was), and then it would be written down to be forever immortalized on the Quote Board.

This is the modern day equivalent of that classic piece of my past.

QUOTE BOARD:

“It’s a laser to your crotch. Of course it’s gonna hurt.”

– Erick Salomon, 10/24/10

Salomon was on a roll last night,

-Shady

Back when I was living in Columbus, Ohio my friends and I started a quote wall. Whenever a bit of brilliance (or otherwise) poured out of someone’s mouth, somebody would yell “Quote!” thus nominating it for Quote Board status. The quote then had to be seconded by someone (it almost always was), and then it would be written down to be forever immortalized on the Quote Board.

This is the modern day equivalent of that classic piece of my past.

QUOTE BOARD:

“It doesn’t matter if the pie has whipped cream or not; you’re still gonna eat it.”

– Erick Salomon, 10/24/10

He wasn’t talking about desserts,

-Shady