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Back when I was living in Columbus, Ohio my friends and I started a quote wall. Whenever a bit of brilliance (or otherwise) poured out of someone’s mouth, somebody would yell “Quote!” thus nominating it for Quote Board status. The quote then had to be seconded by someone (it almost always was), and then it would be written down to be forever immortalized on the Quote Board.

This is the modern day equivalent of that classic piece of my past.


“Oh my god! What’d he do? Push his eyeballs in? I so wanna do that to somebody one day.”

– Beth, 7/17/15

She’s on a roll,


They’re… jeans… eyeballs… winking… and… ugh. I’m at a loss for words.

You seriously just have to see this to believe it.

Thanks for passing it along, Darby!

Prepping my new line of jeans: Stinkers,



Old Poop!