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…just showed up in a segment on Jimmy Kimmel Live! Dig it!

I’d be pleased as punch if Theune were my stepfather,


Grey has a good picker!

Grey has pretty good taste,


…Grey got us some matching Puma kicks…

Like father, like daughter.

…and this book for me to read to her.

You want me to read you ANOTHER book?!? This is MY DAY!

She’s really looking out for her best interests,


To, duh, my father!

This is probably considered racist now.

My dad was almost always behind the camera, so I don’t have a whole lot of photos of us together in the early years. And by “early years” I mean “the 1970s.”

From what I can tell this is our first photo together.

First photo!

It was also shared by my mom and my godparents: Ed, Nancy, and Robin.

Here’s a photo of us when my dad was rocking a sweet mustache.

Sweet 'stache!

And us at the Milwaukee County Zoo. Yes, I was a sailor.


And finally, a photo of us on my two-year birthday, accompanied by an awesome Herry Monster birthday cake!

Birfday cake! With Herry Monster!

Love you, Dad!

I learned it by watching him,


I know everyone’s been all like, “Oh, my dad is the best,” and, “No, my dad is the best,” today, and I’m all like, “HORSE SHIT! Because my dad is the best!”

I tried to find this awesome photo of us wearing 3D glasses while watching Creature from the Black Lagoon together, but it’s buried somewhere in nearly a hundred photo albums, and so you’ll just have to settle for this.

October 24th, 1976

That photo was taken at my christening (yes, I was once a good little Christian boy) on October 24th, 1976, and from what I can tell it’s the first photo of us together (at least based on the photos I have).

This is a good one, too.

Easter (April 19th) 1981

That photo was taken on Easter in 1981, which just so happened to fall on April 19th that year. It was also my dad’s 28th birthday.

Those horns in the background are currently hanging in our dining room.

Anyway, Happy Father’s Day to the best dad a balding, 30-something man who swears like a sailor and acts like an 8-year-old could ever have!

I learned it by watching him,


Father + Son = Beer-Brewing Buddies!

…to my awesome, beer-brewing buddy!

Love ya, Dad!

Papa’s got a brand new batch,


Happy Father's Day, Dad!

Happy Father’s Day, Dad!

Love you,


PS: Happy Father’s Day to all the fathers out there!

…but my good friend Tim sent me this photo of him and his daughter Clara, our friend Adam and his son Jah, and me and my pill-popping daughter Mr. Fabulous.

Hope all the fathers had a great day on Sunday!

Kathy’s not pregnant (or is she?),


Old Poop!