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Black Santa is the only REAL SANTA!

White women can’t report,

-Shady

…but everything about this is just so damn wrong.

Nine Inch Nails + Fox News = Sadness

Don’t ask why I was on Fox News,

-Shady

Right here.

Spot on,

-Shady

Spot on,

-Shady

…right here:

Rick Santorum, former senator/current neologism of Pennsylvania, then went on to say that the repeal of “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” was granting homosexuals special rights. Seriously. A transcript of what he said during the debate:

“I would say any type of sexual activity has no place in the military. The fact they are making a point to include it as a provision within the military, that we are going to recognize a group of people and give them a special privilege to, and removing Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell, I think tries to inject social policy into the military.”

To anyone who has a problem with gays serving in the military, I encourage you to sign up. Let’s see if your balls match your big mouth.

To everyone else, remember what this party represents next November.

They might look angry but they’re just scared,

-Shady

Huh. Maybe there is a God.

But probably not,

-Shady

My cousin Ann Marie is sending me photos from the ongoing massive protest in Madison against Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker’s attack on the middle class.

Here’s a gem:

Down with Walker,

-Shady

So goddamn brilliant…

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How people blindly follow that shit is beyond me,

-Shady

Sorry, kids. I just found out that I got a full-time job with a national news agency (FOX News) and part of my contract is that I can no longer maintain a blog or website that features any kind of slant or bias.

I’ll leave the site up for a few more days until I sign the final paperwork, but “The Blarg” will more than likely be gone by early next week.

Thanks for reading. It was fun.

Best,

-Shady

…and I couldn’t be happier!

I’m Dumbledore,

-Shady

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