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Ooo, la la! A skinny and mini Minnie!

…is both skinny and sexy!

I’d hate to see what an Alabaman Minnie Mouse looks like,

-Shady

PS: But if anyone wants to draw an Alabaman Minnie, I’ll totally post it!

…they do Woody Woodpecker mashed up with Spider-man!

That’s twice as illegal,

-Shady

…and learned the following things:

1. Jeffrey Katzenberg doesn’t use an iPhone.

2. Chris Rock hasn’t aged a day in 20 years.

3. And Ben Stiller has a limp-wristed waving style (and David Schwimmer definitely looks like a dried-out Scott Walker).

Missed a photo of Martin Short,

-Shady

The other night, while stumbling back from a bar (that will explain the quality of these next two images), I spotted Alec Baldwin in front of the Carlton.

He was standing behind a barrier and waiting to cross la Croisette, while a concierge kept telling him, “Not yet! Not yet!”

I spun my camera around and shot this photo of someone who may or not be Alec Baldwin (I promise, it is):

Suddenly, the concierge started yelling, “Now! Now! Go! Go!”

And so Alec Baldwin did:

Just wait for Ben Stiller’s limp hand,

-Shady

…at Cannes standing in the alley next to his hotel. He was dressed up in character, but was speaking in his normal, British accent as I walked by.

Hours later, I walked up to a huge commotion on the Croisette. People were running down the street with their cameras.

As I got closer, I saw an orange Lamborghini slowly driving toward me. Its top was down and horrible dance music was blaring from its speakers.

As it passed, this is what I saw inside:

Yep, this place is pretty fucking bizarre.

Just wait for psychedelic Baldwin,

-Shady

Old Poop!