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No, seriously, fuck you.

Fifty-nine million deplorables,


Wait a second, wait a second, it's coming to me... nope.

I sure don’t, Lille. I sure don’t.

I got Sloth eyes in that photo,


You’ve got to be kidding me,


…but we need to talk.

Two years ago today, I totally committed myself to you.

But we’ve been flirting ever since and, I have to be honest, my eyes are starting to wander. So let’s knock off the foreplay, get naked, and fuck already.


Ready and waiting,


Old Poop!