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LIES!!!

Because they use still frames from works of fiction—here, Lost—to promote their clickbait, bullshit articles that are supposedly based in “fact.”

Don’t click on anything with a number in its headline,

-Shady

...just clap your hands!

I grabbed ’em,

-Shady

For those who have no idea what I’m talking about, click here.

Don’t go chasing garbage walls,

-Shady

I just couldn’t! I pulled them out of the garbage!

Argh!

Hi-Guy would be proud of me,

-Shady

…containing a bunch of MP3s a few months ago.

I finally got around to burning the music onto individual CDs (I’m a stereo purist when it comes to music), but I found myself struggling with throwing the CDs away once I was done with them!

I thought about tacking them up on the wall but eventually decided against it. I finally (begrudgingly) threw the discs away, but not before I shot a quick photo of them.

Two Dwellephant originals now sit at the bottom of a garbage can. Sigh.

I’ll regret this in twenty years,

-Shady

Old Poop!