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You buy gas from THERE?!? It's TERRIBLE'S!

…but I’m assuming the name says it all.

Gonna open my own station┬ánext-door and call it Horrible’s,


It’s come to my attention that you’ve set aside $50 million for an advertising campaign that you hope will save your public image.

Save your money.

I wouldn’t give a shit if you were the only gas station in the middle of the desert and my gas light just came on, I still wouldn’t give you a dime of my money.

I encourage the rest of the world to do the same by avoiding all BP and ARCO gas stations.

Donate that $50 million to the region, dumbasses,


Old Poop!