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…down the ticket. They’re wrong.

We only got one vote.

We’re a thousand times more qualified than anyone above us,



Long time coming,


PS: Also, the beauty that is this.

I encourage everyone to click on the image above, download the hi-res, and then use it as a sign, print it on a t-shirt, make it your Facebook profile pic, etc.

On, Wisconsin,


…and he’s been pretty vocal about it.

But you know what’s funny? Not only is his nephew openly gay, but Paladino himself owned properties in Buffalo that housed two gay nightclubs, one of which was run by Paladino’s son William.

I guess gays are disgusting enough to not profit off of, huh?

Vote Cuomo,


…two three-day weekends to be exact, so we thought we’d take a couple of short road trips. We had two separate destinations in mind: The Grand Canyon and Tombstone; two awesome ideas for quick little getaways.

And then we realized that both destinations are located in the state of Arizona. If you remember, late last week Arizona governor Jan Brewer signed a racist bill into state law. Click here to learn more.

In protest of this bill several cities and states have launched boycotts against the state of Arizona, encouraging citizens not to spend one penny in the state until the bill is killed. And so, instead of the Grand Canyon and Tombstone, Kathy and I will be heading to Napa Valley and Catalina Island.

If you’re not from Arizona but have the potential to spend money within the state, don’t. If you’re from Arizona and think this bill is an atrocity, write Governor Brewer and let her know:

The Dishonorable Jan Brewer
Governor of Arizona
1700 West Washington
Phoenix, Arizona

Or call her:

Telephone (602) 542-4331
Toll Free (800) 253-0883

Or fax her:

Fax (602) 542-1381

Or email her by clicking here.

Putting Arizona in a fiscal choke hold,


The bill–which essentially gives police carte blanche to do as they will with non-citizens (to be read: “Mexicans”)–requires local police officers to question people about their immigration status, allows lawsuits against government agencies that hinder enforcement of immigration laws, and makes it illegal to hire illegal immigrants for day labor.

In related news, Brewer’s maid, landscaper, nanny, chef, chauffeur, pool boy, masseuse, personal assistant and secretary mysteriously disappeared late Friday.

Impeach Brewer,


Color me shocked.

Crying for Columbus,



Sarah Palin

I’ll be in San Diego this Sunday and therefore won’t be able to Blarg on your last day in office as Alaska’s governor.

But before you go, I wanted to say this: Bye. Now please disappear into complete obscurity.




Could it be that she’s doing it to concentrate on a 2012 presidential bid? Let’s hope so! I haven’t tired of laughing at her dumbass just yet!

Keep the jokes coming, Palin! I’m loving it!

So dumb that even boxes of rocks are offended,


…I’ve lived in California for a month now, and it’s not like I wasn’t AWARE that this was the case before today, but for some reason it really just hit me that I live in a state where this motherfucker is governor:

Nice "sieg heil," Arnie.

Nice "Sieg Heil," Arnie.

Oh, balls.


Old Poop!