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…just got real weird.

I took Grey and West to the park and found these on the ground:

Uh...

...okay...

...if you say so.

Not sure how effective they are, but they’re definitely entertaining.

Gonna have to look it up,

-Shady

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Enchiladas instead of burgers, margaritas instead of beer.

fatherhood hasn’t changed all that much.

Printing this one,

-Shady

…and the most important words that start with each one.

I, P, and A are next.

Surprisingly, that was KB’s doing,

-Shady

…about a month ago. I carved “GW” into it before it dried.

Not for Bush, the shitty president(s) or the shitty band.

Obviously, this stands for “Grey” and “West,” but when I showed it to KB she asked if it was for George W. Bush. Clearly, after eleven years, she doesn’t know me very well.

Yesterday, they poured even more concrete out back, right next to the slab they poured last month. This time, I tried a little bit harder to make it stand out… and slightly more obvious.

Better.

Still, KB asked if it stood for “WHITE RABBITS? GODDAMN!”

Not my first time defacing city property,

-Shady

…we took Grey and West to Family Day at the MCA.

There were a bunch of fun activities including designing postcards and painting with tea, but they most enjoyed hanging out with these alien monster creatures.

Aliens!

Monsters!

Alien monsters!

Don't do it, Grey!

This one spoke only in rubber ducky squeaks.

When I was a kid, they’ve would’ve been my favorite, too.

Shadys don’t fear no alien monsters,

-Shady

Back when I was living in Columbus, Ohio my friends and I started a quote wall. Whenever a bit of brilliance (or otherwise) poured out of someone’s mouth, somebody would yell “Quote!” thus nominating it for Quote Board status. The quote then had to be seconded by someone (it almost always was), and then it would be written down to be forever immortalized on the Quote Board.

This is the modern day equivalent of that classic piece of my past.

QUOTE BOARD:

“Great job, Daddy!”

– Grey, after noticing Justin had just taken a poop in the toilet, 3/27/18

Little does she know I’m a professional,

-Shady

…we all went to the March For Our Lives event in Union Park.

We made a bunch of signs the night before…

Grey's first protest (sign)!

West's first protest (sign)!

KB's sign (inspired by Chris Rock)!

Every. Day.

BWA-HAHAHAHA!

…and then froze our butts off at the rally. Grey wasn’t too happy about it… until a stranger gave her a donut. Donuts have a way of warming a kid up.

We’ll keep marching until change happens. (Or at least until the world runs out of donuts.) We encourage all of you to do the same.

Raising them to fight back,

-Shady

More visiting humans!

…for hanging out with the family a few weeks ago!

It was like Christmas cookie baking all over again… minus the trips to urgent care.

My mom thought that doll was West,

-Shady

It's a Grampus sighting!

We went through a lot of beer,

-Shady

KB & Grey Danger: Tag-Team Champions!

Yeah, brother. Seriously, a brother.

Pre-sex tape.

Fabulous mullet.

Hell yeah, brother,

-Shady

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