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…from “Sesame Street,” and it is a fun segment; but what’s really great about the skit is that the legendary Frank Oz plays the lead character, Mr. Draper.

What’s awesome about this is that it’s Frank’s first “Sesame Street” performance in nearly 15 years. Bert, Grover and Cookie Monster haven’t been the same since.

Check it out here:

Weird hearing a “Sesame Street” version of Rjd2’s opening song,

-Shady

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…these figures to be exact:

George Lucas smells like onions!

George Lucas smells like onions!

And here is my description for the auction:

This set of six intergalactic pieces of plastic include:

– Red Phallic Head Man
– Buttface
– Greedo
– Brown Turd-Shaped Head Monster
– Creature Wearing Turquoise w/ Two Penises Coming Out Of His Head
– Grover

Figures don’t have any of their accessories because I probably ate them when I was a little kid. Also, I’m sure they contain my DNA because I spent a lot of time biting and sucking on them as a little brat.

This will work to your advantage because, just like that mosquito trapped in amber, these toys could be the key to one day opening a tourist location on a remote island where you have nothing but clones of me running around.

You should see how quickly I can eat an entire goat!

Bidding on my childhood dreams (which are now crushed) begins at .99 cents. Buyer agrees to pay additional $6.00 for Priority Shipping. Additional services available if Buyer inquires first and agrees to pay for any and all additional services. Will ship my childhood internationally as long as Buyer agrees to pay for any and all shipping costs. I figure it’s appropriate seeing as how most of my dreams were made in China. Buyer should inquire first about shipping costs to their specific country before bidding.

I accept PayPal, money orders and checks. Checks must be cleared (approximately ten days) before item ships.

If you’re interested in bidding, hop on over to eBay and do a search for “Buttface.” I’m sure it will come up.

-Shady

Old Poop!