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…I missed the three-year anniversary of “The Blarg” by two weeks. (I officially started “The Blarg” on May 6th, 2008 with this post.)

Guess I’ll celebrate tonight by drinking an entire bottle of wine. Alone. Again.

I’m gonna make a terrible husband,

-Shady

…but we need to talk.

Two years ago today, I totally committed myself to you.

But we’ve been flirting ever since and, I have to be honest, my eyes are starting to wander. So let’s knock off the foreplay, get naked, and fuck already.

Seriously.

Ready and waiting,

-Shady

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