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Back when I was living in Columbus, Ohio my friends and I started a quote wall. Whenever a bit of brilliance (or otherwise) poured out of someone’s mouth, somebody would yell “Quote!” thus nominating it for Quote Board status. The quote then had to be seconded by someone (it almost always was), and then it would be written down to be forever immortalized on the Quote Board.

This is the modern day equivalent of that classic piece of my past.


Justin: (to Kathy) “Of course you’re cold. You’re a girl. Girls have vaginas. Vaginas leak heat. You’re cold because you have a heat-leaking vagina.”

Ralph: “And I have a heat-leaking missile.”

– Ralph Apel, 2/27/11

I think he was hitting on my girlfriend,


Old Poop!