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Uh... what?

…I’m not taking either of those.

Kangaroo Placenta 5000 is the name of my new death metal band,

-Shady

Rest in peace, old friend.

At least you outlived the Cock Hat.

Somewhere between Hong Kong and Los Angeles,

-Shady

…so I’ve seen my fair share of different foods being placed on a stick.

I have never, however, seen this:

No... fucking... way.

Fuck no… on a stick,

-Shady

WHEN there is a fire?!?

They clearly know something we don’t,

-Shady

Don't call me white!

And they’re not that far off.

I do own that hat,

-Shady

Hope that wasn't used for my fish and chips an hour earlier.

…but at the top of that list is a bathroom stall in a Hong Kong restaurant.

I just threw up in your mouth,

-Shady

…when I see them out in public, but when you run into a member of the Jackson 5 in Hong Kong of all places, I’m pretty sure you’re obligated to ask for a photo.

He wants me back!

In my defense, he was wearing a Jackson 5 jacket… which is kind of asking for it,

-Shady

…KB and I will be on our way to Hong Kong!

HONG KONG!

Which may or may not technically be a part of China!

MAYBE CHINA!

Our last trip for awhile,

-Shady

Lezgo!

It’s on in three weeks,

-Shady

Old Poop!