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Wedding #1 was a success!

I mean, I married them to each other. I didn’t personally marry them.

Anyway, I can marry people now, so bring it!

I can also officiate funerals,

-Shady

So sweet!

…her good friends Du and Jade for the “get well soon” flowers!

She would give you guys kisses… if her cone weren’t in the way,

-Shady

Joe from Du and Jade!

…for this bag of Joe Coffee!

Already cracked it open,

-Shady

Du and Jade visit Los Angeles!

…including an awesome Thanksgiving Day.

Thanks for visiting, guys!

Next up: Mark and Julius,

-Shady

No, seriously... THEY! POOP! CANDY!

…for these awesome Monster Poopers!

They poop candy! I repeat: THEY! POOP! CANDY!

About to have a side of monster poop with my vodka,

-Shady

Open beer...

…for this sweet little surprise that came in the mail today!

Not only does it open a beer, but it also comes with a little reminder of home.

...with a little love from home.

Thanks, Du and Jade! Youse guys are the best!

Already used it three times today,

-Shady

…sent me this sweet skull candle holder and potato scrubber guy!

Thanks, guys! You’re the best!

Thanks, Du and Jade!

Now I can scrub potatoes and worship Satan at the same time,

-Shady

Old Poop!