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TESUS SAVES

Tesus is the baby of Tebow and Jesus,

-Shady

That’s all I could say after watching this:

Thanks to Marla for passing it along.

Makes me wish I owned a home,

-Shady

…I kind of look like Jesus.

Yes, I’m really peeing,

-Shady

…will you find Texas watermelons blessed by Jesus sold out of the back of a pickup truck.

Thanks to my dad for shooting this while on vacation,

-Shady

I win,

-Shady

…at a pizzeria last night:

I’m not sure why he has stigmata on one hand, or why the owners of the place decided to shove a sucker in his open wound, but no matter what the reason it’s still pretty awesome.

Do you think Jesus had candy in his wounds?

Jesus is sweet,

-Shady

Stand by Jesus… on the cross,

-Shady

zCRUPWDIgYM

…this would have been my statement to the world:

“Fuck all of you vultures. I owe you nothing. So what? I slept with some chicks. I’m more famous than God and have more money than Jesus; this is what people like me do. Deal with it. Get a fucking life, leave me the fuck alone, and go fuck yourself. Amen… to me.”

Sadly, he vag’d out and begged for forgiveness. Yawn.

More pussy than tiger,

-Shady

Christ. This is turning into a death blog.

Actor David Carradine was found dead in a hotel room earlier today in Thailand. He was 72.

You know the routine:

Like Kane in “Kung Fu,”

-Shady

Old Poop!