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Back when I was living in Columbus, Ohio my friends and I started a quote wall. Whenever a bit of brilliance (or otherwise) poured out of someone’s mouth, somebody would yell “Quote!” thus nominating it for Quote Board status. The quote then had to be seconded by someone (it almost always was), and then it would be written down to be forever immortalized on the Quote Board.

This is the modern day equivalent of that classic piece of my past.

QUOTE BOARD:

“He’s the one on the right?”

– KB, trying to narrow down which person in the photo below owns the Bumble profile we were flipping through, 9/25/18

Who's the guy with Gary?

KB was in a coma from 2008 to 2016,

-Shady

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…and, amazingly, they visited the George W. Bush Presidential Library & Museum while they were there. Obviously, this would not have happened had I gone along.

Still, KB brought back a “souvenir” for me. And then I fixed it.

STILL. ALWAYS. FOREVER.

No longer the worst… but still pretty awful,

-Shady

Back when I was living in Columbus, Ohio my friends and I started a quote wall. Whenever a bit of brilliance (or otherwise) poured out of someone’s mouth, somebody would yell “Quote!” thus nominating it for Quote Board status. The quote then had to be seconded by someone (it almost always was), and then it would be written down to be forever immortalized on the Quote Board.

This is the modern day equivalent of that classic piece of my past.

QUOTE BOARD:

“If you’re fucking yourself with a remote control you’re not wise enough to use a wrist tether.”

– KB, talking about… you don’t want to know, 6/23/18

And that makes a hundred,

-Shady

…to catch Kevin Hart at the United Center on Saturday night.

Surprisingly, we landed third-row seats on the floor…

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…and a couple after-show party passes…

Definitely wasn't expecting that!

…with free food and booze! So we were, you know, pretty happy. Though you wouldn’t know it by the looks on our mugging faces.

Date night!

Thanks to John for making it all happen. (I know a few Johns, but the John I’m talking about knows who he is.)

Feeling spoiled,

-Shady

Back when I was living in Columbus, Ohio my friends and I started a quote wall. Whenever a bit of brilliance (or otherwise) poured out of someone’s mouth, somebody would yell “Quote!” thus nominating it for Quote Board status. The quote then had to be seconded by someone (it almost always was), and then it would be written down to be forever immortalized on the Quote Board.

This is the modern day equivalent of that classic piece of my past.

QUOTE BOARD:

Beth: “God, there’s a lot of cheese on this pizza.”

KB: “There’s a lot of cheese on this guy’s face.”

– KB watching Dr. Pimple Popper videos… while sitting next to Beth as she eats deep-dish pizza, 3/1/18

They were both right,

-Shady

KB & Grey Danger: Tag-Team Champions!

Yeah, brother. Seriously, a brother.

Pre-sex tape.

Fabulous mullet.

Hell yeah, brother,

-Shady

Two cats shy of the whole family.

Did somebody say wish?

Don’t let Fox News fool you, even atheists are still saying it!

Not nearly as epic as last year’s card,

-Shady

A night of first gingerbread houses!

…with an assist from Nina and KB.

It was also KB’s first gingerbread house,

-Shady

Back when I was living in Columbus, Ohio my friends and I started a quote wall. Whenever a bit of brilliance (or otherwise) poured out of someone’s mouth, somebody would yell “Quote!” thus nominating it for Quote Board status. The quote then had to be seconded by someone (it almost always was), and then it would be written down to be forever immortalized on the Quote Board.

This is the modern day equivalent of that classic piece of my past.

QUOTE BOARD:

“That’s the reason I didn’t want kids. The stickiness.”

– KB, 9/25/17

She’s got a point,

-Shady

Back when I was living in Columbus, Ohio my friends and I started a quote wall. Whenever a bit of brilliance (or otherwise) poured out of someone’s mouth, somebody would yell “Quote!” thus nominating it for Quote Board status. The quote then had to be seconded by someone (it almost always was), and then it would be written down to be forever immortalized on the Quote Board.

This is the modern day equivalent of that classic piece of my past.

QUOTE BOARD:

“Is that still a thing? Insane Clown Posse fans?”

– KB, 9/17/17

Jugga-yes… sadly,

-Shady

Old Poop!

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