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I did!

Fuck you, Paul Manafort!

Fuck you, Paul Manafort!

Fuck you, Paul Manafort!

Fuck you, Paul Manafort!

Fuck you, Paul Manafort!

Fuck you, Paul Manafort!

Feel free to send Paul a BWA-HAHAHAHA! at:

Paul Manafort
c/o Northern Neck Regional Jail
P.O. Box 1060
Warsaw, VA
22572

Let him rot,

-Shady

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Come on, buttered popcorn!

But sadly, the jellybean didn’t make it.

Guess the point is moot.

Kind of glad it didn’t,

-Shady

No, seriously, did you?

I'm not kidding.

Because whoever sent it to me only signed it with a smiley face.

For reals.

The best part? It came in a “We Care” bag from the USPS, apologizing for the “damage” that happened to the “mail” during the process of shipping and handling. From what I could tell, the potato arrived in tip-top shape.

The USPS feels guilty.

So yeah, if you mailed me a potato… thanks. I think.

I would’ve preferred an avocado,

-Shady

Now all we need is a DVD player!

Still kinda surreal,

-Shady

Awww....

At least there were stickers.

That’s not even our address,

-Shady

…not only because he decorates his envelopes so adorably (and puts hilarious inside-joke names in the return address)…

Adorable!

…and not because, like me, he communicates only in teenage girl speak…

ROFLMAO!

…but because he sends me original sketches…

The sketch!

…for things that make me both nostalgic and homesick all at once.

The final!

But those other things are pretty alright, too,

-Shady

Dwellemail = THE BEST, JERRY! THE BEST!

Dirty little Daniel….

Dirty Daniel!

All of those stickers are now stuck to my suitcase,

-Shady

…no kidding.

Last November, I wrote Caroll Spinney a quick letter to thank him for contributing to such a large part of my childhood. For those of you who don’t know, Spinney has portrayed numerous characters on “Sesame Street” for the show’s past 41 seasons. He’s best known for his work as both Big Bird and Oscar the Grouch.

Last weekend, I opened our mailbox to find this envelope (click on all images for larger versions):

Inside the envelope, I found this two-page letter:

As well as this original illustration:

Spinney is also an accomplished artist; he illustrated numerous Sesame Street books throughout his career.

So yeah… that was pretty awesome.

Learn more about Caroll Spinney here.

I even get the Eminem joke from Big Bird,

-Shady

Now get yours,

-Shady

…sent to me from friends and family in Milwaukee, and all of them had a Kermit the Frog cancellation mark across the stamp! Pretty cool!

Not sure if that’s a nationwide thing or not, but it’s good to see Kermit’s mug plastered across my mail.

Except my bills. Please keep Kermit’s face off my bills.

Kermit the Bill,

-Shady

Old Poop!

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