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The man, World War II vet Arnold Abbott, is a homeless advocate who dishes out food numerous times a week in public spaces to those in need.

A true felon, obviously.

Anyway, Abbott’s insane arrest was not only justified, but also doubled down on by Fort Lauderdale Mayor John P. “Jack” Seiler, who defended the arrest by saying, “the experts have all agreed, if you’re gonna simply feed ‘em outdoors, to get ‘em from breakfast, to lunch, to dinner, you’re enabling that cycle of homelessness.”

Because of this, I sent Mayor Seiler an email calling him a dirtbag. Literally.

He replied.

I replied.

And he replied again.

Here it is in all its glory. Read from the bottom up.

Mayor John P. "Jack" Seiler = Dirtbag

If you feel like sending this dirtbag an email of your own, click here.

Fuck Mayor Seiler and Fort Lauderdale,


I love this so much.

I never got to be the mayor of Titty City,




Mayor Jim Fouts of Warren, Michigan is making a bold statement as a proud American by being a hypocritical and remarkably unAmerican douche.

To bring you up to speed, Fouts issued an executive order last summer in Warren, requiring that all government employees buy American brands the next time they purchase a vehicle.

Punishment for buying a Toyota or a Honda? Job termination.

This past Monday, Fouts mailed over 200 letters to municipal and school officials in neighboring districts and counties encouraging them to do the exact same thing.

So if you happen to live in one of these areas and are both a government employee and a big fan of Nissan or Lexus, sorry, but fuck you. Buy a Chrysler.

I encourage anyone who finds themselves within the grips of this Nazi to do two things: Buy whatever the fuck you want, and vote this turdbag out of office the first chance you get.

Oust Fouts,


Old Poop!