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Back when I was living in Columbus, Ohio my friends and I started a quote wall. Whenever a bit of brilliance (or otherwise) poured out of someone’s mouth, somebody would yell “Quote!” thus nominating it for Quote Board status. The quote then had to be seconded by someone (it almost always was), and then it would be written down to be forever immortalized on the Quote Board.

This is the modern day equivalent of that classic piece of my past.


“He was Mexican?”

– Sue, asking about Leonardo of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles… who was speaking with a Jamaican accent, 4/6/16

She was close… but not really,


I was offended to find out that you live in America.

I think I was very civil, and my point was well made.



PS: I can’t believe your email address is seriously

…with a few friends.

One of those friends, Lille, wrote about the evening for “OC Weekly,” and I shot a few photos to accompany the article.

Check out the article (and the photos) here.

VaVOOM indeed,


I’m just saying.

I’m especially amazed at the balls on this guy considering he’s clearly an ugly drag queen.

What a smelly pirate hooker,


Old Poop!