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Hell, Michigan: 2002

this was happening.

I think I snuck Averhoff the sleeve during that trip,

-Shady

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Mayor Jim Fouts of Warren, Michigan is making a bold statement as a proud American by being a hypocritical and remarkably unAmerican douche.

To bring you up to speed, Fouts issued an executive order last summer in Warren, requiring that all government employees buy American brands the next time they purchase a vehicle.

Punishment for buying a Toyota or a Honda? Job termination.

This past Monday, Fouts mailed over 200 letters to municipal and school officials in neighboring districts and counties encouraging them to do the exact same thing.

So if you happen to live in one of these areas and are both a government employee and a big fan of Nissan or Lexus, sorry, but fuck you. Buy a Chrysler.

I encourage anyone who finds themselves within the grips of this Nazi to do two things: Buy whatever the fuck you want, and vote this turdbag out of office the first chance you get.

Oust Fouts,

-Shady

Old Poop!

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