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Must be a part of the deep state!

Be sure to get your 10% discount!

Sorry, but members of the military don’t qualify.

Dotting your I’s and crossing your L’s,

-Shady

…including my Grandpa Shady, who was a medic in the Army…

Grandpa Shady

Grandpa Shady

…and my Grandpa Hi-Guy (Steib), who was in the Navy.

Grandpa Hi-Guy (Steib)

Grandpa Hi-Guy (Steib)

That, or he was the inspiration for the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man.

I come from military men… though I’m not one myself,

-Shady

…unless, of course, you’re U.S. Representative Howard P. “Buck” McKeon (left) who wants to use that money to buy some fancy new planes!

Obama could travel around the entire world a hundred times over for the cost of one of those killing machines,

-Shady