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…and both of them work at Mars Wrigley Confectionery. As in the company that makes Snickers, M&M’s, and Dove (among many, many, many other chocolate and candy brands).

Before they moved in, one of our other neighbors would regularly put a bowl of candy out in the lobby for fellow neighbors to enjoy. These candies were bite-sized, like a Hershey’s Kiss or a hard-candy peppermint.

However, since the new couple moved in, this is what our lobby looks like:

MY MANBOOBS AREN'T HAPPY!

I love our new neighbors… and they will be the death of me,

-Shady

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Back when I was living in Columbus, Ohio my friends and I started a quote wall. Whenever a bit of brilliance (or otherwise) poured out of someone’s mouth, somebody would yell “Quote!” thus nominating it for Quote Board status. The quote then had to be seconded by someone (it almost always was), and then it would be written down to be forever immortalized on the Quote Board.

This is the modern-day equivalent of that classic piece of my past.

QUOTE BOARD:

“We already moved the M&M’s and Grandma’s ashes just in case.”

– Milan1/23/16

Better safe than sorry when it comes to Mr. Fabulous,

-Shady

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